March 18th, 2004

Subject: Christine Had a Crazy Friend....old convo Time: 12:02 am

Johnny9802: thanks... any chance i can get christine's screen name? Jewel43e: nope Jewel43e: haha Jewel43e: but I gave her yours Jewel43e: and she's flattered Johnny9802: nice thanks Jewel43e: but off to bed Johnny9802: goodnight Johnny9802: she did quiz bowl too? becuase that would be insane -- beautiful AND smart Jewel43e: haha Jewel43e: yep Johnny9802: i'd like to offer her a scholarship to major in the college of me Jewel43e: she's got one already Johnny9802: yea but probably something like mechanical engineering, totally unworthy of her ability Jewel43e: :-) Jewel43e: astro pychsics Johnny9802: astro psychics! perfect, we have something in common -- i call psychic hotlines ALL the time Jewel43e: .... Jewel43e: oh Johnny9802: let her know i took a class in astronautical engineering in college... we could talk satellite inclinations Johnny9802: and hohman transfers Johnny9802: i also mini-golf a true renaissance man Johnny9802: really.. if you were any kind of a friend you would encourage her to IM me Jewel43e: I did all I could Jewel43e: it is in her ahnds now Johnny9802: thats what they said about florida Jewel43e: :-)

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December 6th, 2003

Time: 07:16 pm

Jewel43e: are you there Jewel43e: cuz I need to bitch nightlandr: what's up? Jewel43e: stressed Jewel43e: my computer has a major pop up virus Jewel43e: and today I wen tto great lakes crossing Jewel43e: you know how to appropriately use a three way stop right? nightlandr: three way stop if there are only three ways, correct? nightlandr: first person goes, then next person to the right and so on Jewel43e: exactly Jewel43e: so it was my turn to go Jewel43e: I'm in the middle of the turn asnd this asshole cuts me off Jewel43e: so I make the what the fuck gesture to keister Jewel43e: and this guy ahead of me stops in the middle of the turn Jewel43e: rolls down his window Jewel43e: begins to flick me off Jewel43e: tries to get out of the car while flicking me off Jewel43e: back in the car Jewel43e: then his friend rolled down the back window and started flicking me off nightlandr: what the fuck? Jewel43e: then he drove like 30 miles an hour down the road, cuz of course we were going the same way, and wouldn't let me pass nightlandr: anyone with you? Jewel43e: driving in the middle Jewel43e: keister Jewel43e: he flicked them off when they started too Jewel43e: but only once nightlandr: this is why i hate people Jewel43e: agreed Jewel43e: and I was upset like an hour later Jewel43e: keister's all like , calm down nightlandr: because they just do things and justify to themselves it is right later, by putting someone else down Jewel43e: don't let it get you angry nightlandr: oh i calm down when i'm angry, so its a prefered state of being most of the time =P Jewel43e: I wanted to kill the fucker Jewel43e: I should have rammed his door closed on his legs when he tried to get out nightlandr: did they try to get out and start shit nightlandr: or was he getting out to be an ass? Jewel43e: the second Jewel43e: I'm scared Jewel43e: I'm modifying binary data in registry keys nightlandr: really nightlandr: i had no idea you were that good with your comp nightlandr: i'm impressed Jewel43e: I'm not though, tha'ts why I'm scared Jewel43e: http://ehttp.cc/? Jewel43e: fucking horrible virus nightlandr: norton or mcafee didn't catch it? Jewel43e: they can't Jewel43e: http://www.spywareinfo.com/~merijn/cwschronicles.html#cwshredder Jewel43e: * Redirections to CoolWebSearch related pages * Redirections when mistyping URLs * Redirections when visiting Google * Enormous IE slowdowns when typing * IE start page/search page changing on reboot * Sites in the IE Trusted Zone you didn't add * Popups in Google and Yahoo when searching * Errors at startup mentioning WIN.INI or IEDLL.EXE * Unable to change or see certain items in IE Options * Unable to access IE Options at all Jewel43e: that's what it does Jewel43e: I've been having such a hard time typing in ie lately nightlandr: ouch nightlandr: at that point i would have just reformated and started over Jewel43e: I'm glad I didn't that was a pain Jewel43e: CWShredder works well though nightlandr: that's good Jewel43e: man, it was horrible Jewel43e: and apparenlty ad aware allows trojans to get onto your computer nightlandr: allows or just doesn't detect Jewel43e: allows nightlandr: hmm... interesting Jewel43e: they use it as transportation to get onto your computer nightlandr: that's not right, not in real life Jewel43e: a what now? nightlandr: do what now? Jewel43e: i dunno Jewel43e: ;:shrugs:: Jewel43e: my eyes are two different pretty colors nightlandr: you have hazel eyes? Jewel43e: now I have one green and one blue nightlandr: ah nightlandr: i thought keister hit you =P Jewel43e: hahaha

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November 28th, 2003

Time: 08:13 pm

Me: no g'nite? Auto response from Keister: New away message by popular demand 50% more slanty Keister: hello Me: do you want to endure my complaints or do you just want to call it a night with the 'talking' and save it for another time? Keister: what are your complaints? Me: you told me that you would come Me: in turn my dad told all of my family you would come Keister: normally i would have been able to come Me: so I'm going to have to sit there embarrassed and tell them all why you're not there on a night i really want to be wit hyou Me: it doesn't matter Keister: but things were different this year Me: you should make the sacrifice for me Me: this is what couples going on ten months do Me: and it's going to put me in a bad situation Keister: ill try to argue with my mom Me: don't argue with her Keister: but i think she wants me to stay with the family around christmas because this will be her first christmas without my grandpa Keister: and also my sister wont be there Keister: so its gonna be difficult Me: tell her it's really important to me and that you agreed without knowing of the plans and my dad told everyone that you were going to meet them Keister: but ill try Me: and that you'll be with them all Christmas day Me: dont' argue Me: just tell her the truth Keister: i will Me: I'm just so upset right now Me: ::nods:: Keister: ill talk to her again Me: you have to be insistent about it though Keister: i will be Me: not just bring it up and then stop talking when she puts her foot down Me: I like your mum Me: I don't want to be pit against her Me: but this is important to me and I'll be a bit embarrassed if you don't show up Keister: i know Me: :'( Me: see, i told you you probably didn't wan tto talk about this with me tonight Keister: yeah i did Keister: i want to get this resovled Me: awww, such a good boyfriend Me: tell your mum we've been going out for ten months and this is your only chance to meet this family until next year Keister: ok Me: Kevin Smith: u know my friends still refer to u as "my mistress" Me: you need to unich him too when you get back Keister: ok Keister: i gotta go now Me: all right babe Me: I ttyl Keister: i love you talk to you tommorrow Me: ::loves you:: Keister signed off at 10:46:50 PM. Kevin Smith: who is Keister Kevin Smith: Keister: CHICKEN FUCKER Kevin Smith: who is this

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